A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams,
Which the father received as “Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife
“I wish you were here.”
The message received by the wife was “I wish you were her..”

Moral of the Story:
1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don’t trust others to write it right for you.