Phase  1
You  are listening to COUNTRY.
(Your  first day at work and all is fine and great. Your coworkers are wonderful,  your cubicle is oh so cute, and your boss is the best.)

Phase  2
You are listening to TECHNO music.
(After awhile you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.)

Phase  3
You  are listening to ROCK.
(This  is what you feel like at month end)

Phase  4
You  are listening to THE BLUES.
(You  become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your  coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are  closing in. You have started thinking ‘WHATEVER’ about your  boss.)

Phase  5
You  are listening to GANGSTA RAP.
(After  more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’  feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on  caffeine!!)COFFEE!!!  MUST HAVE COFFEE!!!!

Phase 6  kicks in
You  are listening to DEATH METAL
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a  dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are  even here in the first place…)