These are so stupid that they are funny… 

1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

3) I hope you have a library card because I’m checking you out.

4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven. 

5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them? 

6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 

7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb! 

8) My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in. 

9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

10)Want to play Pearl Harbour?….It’s a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me. 

11) If you were a burger at McDonald’s, I’d call you McBeautiful. 

12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?