Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
‘My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610′
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for complement.’
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked h im why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it
would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: ‘I killed a person’ convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is ‘u will go to jail’
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Ah Beng told his servant: ‘Go and water the plants!’
Servant: ‘It’s already raining.’
Ah Beng : ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go.’
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and
not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
