Laughter is the Best Medicine


Laughter is the Best Medicine19 Nov 2008 09:03 am

Phase  1
You  are listening to COUNTRY.
(Your  first day at work and all is fine and great. Your coworkers are wonderful,  your cubicle is oh so cute, and your boss is the best.)

Phase  2
You are listening to TECHNO music.
(After awhile you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.)

Phase  3
You  are listening to ROCK.
(This  is what you feel like at month end)

Phase  4
You  are listening to THE BLUES.
(You  become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your  coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are  closing in. You have started thinking ‘WHATEVER’ about your  boss.)

Phase  5
You  are listening to GANGSTA RAP.
(After  more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’  feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on  caffeine!!)COFFEE!!!  MUST HAVE COFFEE!!!!

Phase 6  kicks in
You  are listening to DEATH METAL
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You have build a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a  dartboard with your bosses picture on it in your cube, You wonder why you are  even here in the first place…)

Laughter is the Best Medicine19 Nov 2008 08:59 am

One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they  observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them.
One of them turned to the other and remarked,
“I’d give $250.00 to spend the night with that woman.”

Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied,
“I’ll take you up on that offer.”

She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment.

The following morning the man presented her with $125.00 as he prepared to leave.
She demanded the rest of the money, stating
“If you don’t give me the other $125.00, I’ll sue you for it.”

He laughed, saying
“I’d like to see you get it on these grounds.”

Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit.
He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case.

His lawyer said
“She can’t possibly get a judgmen against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented.”

After the usual preliminaries, the lady’s lawyer addressed the court as follows:

“Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of $250.00. The defendant took possession of the property, used it
extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only $125.00, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance.”

The defendant’s lawyer was impressed and amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. His defense, therefore was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it.
“Your honor,” he said, “my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the  transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted.”

The young lady’s lawyer answered thus
“Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable  to others. We,
therefore, ask that judgment be granted.”

In the Judge’s decision, he provided for two options:
“pay the $125.00 or have the equipment detached and provided to the plaintiff for damages.”

The defendant wrote a check immediately!

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