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A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams,
Which the father received as “Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife
“I wish you were here.”
The message received by the wife was “I wish you were her..”
Moral of the Story:
1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don’t trust others to write it right for you.
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot
after shot….
The Indian man said to the American, ‘You know my parents are forcing me to
get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t
even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a
woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot
of family problems.’
The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. ‘After a
couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married
her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s
father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and
so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my
brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I
am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems…
The Indian fainted…
