Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ……………
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU
And some say:
Wife is like TV,
Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV,
Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV.
Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life
but HP, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old
but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Important, TV got remote
but HP don’t have.
Last but not least…….
TV do not have virus
but HP have VIRUS……
Once get it, HABIS LAH.
So better choose TV lah…
A man wanted to get married..
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money..
The first does a total makeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.
P/S : There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
