Patient : How much to have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.
July 2008
Monthly Archive
Laughter is the Best Medicine29 Jul 2008 11:51 pm
Laughter is the Best Medicine29 Jul 2008 11:50 pm
After numerous rounds of “We don’t know if Osama is still alive”, Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H.
Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help Within a few seconds the Marines cabled back with this reply: “Tell Kennedy he’s holding the message upside down.”
