July 2007


Religion & Philosophy18 Jul 2007 12:43 am

It was early in the morning at four when death knocked upon a bedroom door. “Who is there?” the sleeping one cried. 

“I’m the Angel of Death, let me inside.” 

At once, the man began to shiver, as one sweating in deadly fever,

he shouted to his sleeping wife, “Don’t let him take away my life.” 

“Please go away, O Angel of Death! Leave me alone, I’m not ready yet. 

My family on me depend, give me a chance, O please prepense!” 

The Angel knocked again and again, “Friend! I’ll take your life without a pain, 

‘It is your soul GOD require, I come not with my own desire. 

Bewildered, the man began to cry, “O Angel! I’m so afraid to die 

I’ll give you gold and be your slave, don’t send me to the unlit grave.” 

“Let me in, O Friend!” the Angel said, “Open the door, get up from your bed. 

If you do not allow me in, I will walk through it, like a Jinn.” 

The man held a gun in his right hand, ready to defy the Angel’s stand, 

“I’ll point my gun, towards your head. You dare come in, I’ll shoot you dead.” 

By now, the Angel was in the room, Saying, 

“O Friend! prepare for your doom. Foolish man, Angels never die, 

Put down your gun and do not sigh.” “Why are you afraid! Tell me O man, 

to die according to GOD’s plan? 

Come, smile at me, do not be grim, 

be happy to return to Him.” 

“O Angel! I bow my head in shame, I had no time to take GODs name. 

From morn till dusk I made my wealth, not even caring for my health.” 

“GOD’s commands I never obeyed nor five times a day I ever prayed. 

A Ramadan came and Ramadan went but no time had I to repent.” 

“The Haj was already fard on me But I would not part with my money. 

All charities I did ignore taking usury more and more.” 

“Sometimes I sipped my favorite wine with flirting women I sat to dine. 

O Angel! I appeal to you spare my life for a year or two.” 

“The Laws of Qur’an I will obey, I’ll begin Salat this very day. 

My Fast and Haj, I will complete, and keep away from self conceit.” 

“I will refrain from usury, and give all my wealth to charity, wine 

and wenches I will detest,GOD’s oneness I will attest.” 

“We Angels do what GOD demands, we cannot go against His commands. 

Death is ordained for everyone, father, mother, daughter or son.” 

“I’m afraid, this moment is your last, now be reminded, of your past. 

I do understand your fears but it is now too late for tears.” 

“You lived in this world, two score and more, Never did you, your people adore. 

Your parents, you did not obey, hungry beggars, you turned away.” 

“Your two ill-gotten, female offsprings, in night-clubs, for livelihood they sing. 

Instead of making more Muslims, you made your children non-Muslims.” 

You ignored the Mu’athin’s Athaan, nor did you read the Holy Qur’an. 

breaking promises all your life, backbiting friends, and causing strife.” 

“From hoarded goods, great profits you made, and your poor workers, 

you underpaid. Horses and cards were your leisure, 

money-making was your pleasure.” 

“You ate vitamins and grew more fat, with the very sick, you never sat. 

A pint of blood you never gave, which could a little baby save.” 

“O human, you have done enough wrong, you bought good properties for a song. 

When the farmers appealed to you, you did not have mercy, ’tis true.” 

“Paradise for you? I cannot tell, undoubtedly you will dwell in hell. 

There’s no time for you to repent, I’ll take your soul for which I’m sent.” 

The ending, however, is very sad. Eventually the man became mad. 

With a cry, he jumped out of bed. And suddenly, he fell down dead. 

O Reader! take a moral from here, you never know, your end may be near. 

Change your living and make amends, for heaven, on your deeds depends. 

With Doa Wassalamu’alaikum Warahmatullah Wabarakatuh 

Plz forward Insya’ALLAH as u never know who GOD will take next ! 

Just me, 

Bro aLi 

www.adventurerali.com   

 

Laughter is the Best Medicine06 Jul 2007 01:16 am

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake.

While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him.St. Peter said, “I don’t know, this is the first time anyone has asked. “Let me go find out.” and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer…for a couple of months…and they began to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. “What if it doesn’t work?” they wondered,

“Are we stuck together forever?”

St. Peter returned after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled.

“Yes,” he informed the couple, “you can get married in Heaven.”

“Great,”said the couple, “but what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. “What’s wrong?”, asked the frightened couple.

“COME ON!” St. Peter shouted, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?”

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