April 2007


Laughter is the Best Medicine27 Apr 2007 04:29 am

This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box for a house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.So the man asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a beer?” But there was no answer from his new pet. The man waited a few minutes and, desperate for a response, he asked the centipede again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?” But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more.

The man decided to ask the centipede one more time, this time pressing his face against the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank’s place and have a drink with me?”

Finally, came a little voice from inside the box, “I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes!”

Laughter is the Best Medicine27 Apr 2007 04:26 am
One day, there was an old bull and a young bull talking to each other in the pasture. The young bull looked at the older bull and asked, “Did you hear the farmer is getting another bull?” 

This upset the older bull. “Before you got here, I had 120 cows to keep me happy. Then I had to give you 50. Well I am not giving up any more of my cows!”

The younger one thought a minute. “Well, I only have 50 and he wants me to give some up. Forget it.”

Just then the farmer pulled up and unloaded the biggest, meanest and ugliest bull ever created. Frightened, the older bull said, “Well at my age I only need a few cows, so I guess he can have as many as he wants.”

The younger one started stomping and snorting and puffing out his chest. The old bull looked at him in amazement. “Are you nuts? A few cows aren’t worth your life.”

“Cows, hell,” the younger one shouted, “he can have all the cows he wants. I just want to make sure he knows I’m not one of them.”

Next Page »