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As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said,
“All right! All you damn dummies fall out.”
As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
The Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow.
I smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ‘em, huh sir?”
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
“We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,” she said,
“ask yourself just one question:
Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said,
“Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?”
