aDvenTuRer aLi.com

GOOD:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many.
Then, he discovered the problem - a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD”.
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket full of change.
 

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
 

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
“I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen’s Ball.”
He replied, “Highway patrolmen don’t have balls.”
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said.
He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles,

so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy,

took him behind a tree and wrote this note:

“I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM.

Signed -

“The Blonde”

She then pinned the note inside the boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Also, inside the bag was the following note:

“Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another.”